1) Real Moms always make sure their children are dressed in coordinating outfits that match and are appropriate for the climate.
2) Real moms make sure they never take embarrassing pictures of their children that might be used as yearbook photos later on in life. That would be terrible!!
3) Real moms are gentle with their children.
4) Real moms don't let their children blow out the candles on Birthday Cakes because they spit. Eeeew, germs and DNA!!
5) Real moms would NEVER cut their own child's bangs. Because they would just make a mess of them!!
6) Real moms don't make their kids work while they are camping. Because camping should be fun for the kids.
7) Real moms never let their children make faces or have an "attitude".
8) Real moms don't let their children walk or crawl around with things in their mouths. That's dangerous!!
9) Real moms don't have fun with their kids or show them affection in public. After all, they are our kids, not our friends!!
10) And most importantly, real moms don't have time for useless things like blogs. They are too busy dusting, knitting homemade socks, and growing their own wheat for their handmade bread. And aren't our children more important that communicating with friends and family? Sheesh, priorities people!!!
5 comments:
Don't forget making clothes...hello?
alright and waht about real Aunt's we aren't always good at spoiling wither BUT we try!
What! Real moms do composting, make lunches, fold laundry, make sure husband is outfitted with clean clothes, kitty litter scoop and the list is not exhausted. But my computer time is... farewell fellow mom!
Thanks..what the hell am I gonna do for my real mom section...show off..oh yeah, and I liked your list..blah blah..lol..Good job Jenn!
But really nice Moms have fun blogs to keep long distance grandparents happy :-)
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